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Kobe Bryant’s Mouthwatering Dick Pic

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We love celebrity dicks at Love, Walter. And Kobe Bryant was one of my first celebrity crushes when I was in high school. This makes this dick special.
It’s true, we should know more about the people we sleep with. But that’s a lesson for another day. And without fucking around with some side chick we wouldn’t see him naked.
Check out the receipts below:

 

I Dream of Skinny Jeans

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Summertime sadness was like a mantra for these sizzling days and humid nights. To escape from the sweltering heat of my basement apartment, I blast an air conditioner and a fan. Next down and glasses of sparkling white wine or rose to cope. That usually helps a bit. Sometimes it’s just too hot to cuddle, much less fuck. I’m not sweating out my press for a commercial break worth a pleasure...

Writing in Case of an Emergency

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I’m staring at the blank page like I’m eyeing a handsome stranger in a bar. But instead of dancing on my own, I’m writing on my own terms.  From doctors visits to trying to feel better when I don’t quite look better is taking a longer than a summer in Sin City.  They say we cling to what’s important in the darkest moments. In times of strife, I binge on writing, sex, and...

This Is No Cinderella Story

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I could have danced all night, and if I had $10 more I would have. It was a Tuesday night which felt more like a Friday night because the night was so lit. It started after Cinderella ended hers. She could have spent the night with me, cleaning the gritty streets of the city with our dancing feet. She was sans a glass slipper and couldn’t handle the concrete jungle in such fragile footwear...

Thief of Hearts 

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Dear Walter, I am a 25-year-old lesbian who desperately needs your help. I just broke up with my girlfriend. She has been mad disrespectful lately. I broke up with her because I got sick and tired of the way she’s been treating me. And she had the nerve to cheat on me. It was then I decided, enough was enough.  A week later, my place was robbed. They stole my TV, phone, and clothes. I have a...

What It’s Really Like to Have a Threesome

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Dear Walter,  I’m a thirty-something gay man living in New York City. Lately, I have been experimenting with my sexuality. I never had a threesome but I really want to try it. What advice would you give me on having my first threesome? —Thirsty for a Threesome Dear Thirsty for a Threesome, Threesomes are awkward. Imagine being bent over while hungover with all openings stuffed like a turkey well...

The Darkest Blues Are Black

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Dear Walter: I’m new to the online gay dating scene and I’m wondering if you ever encountered a dangerous situation with an app?  I want to meet guys but I’ve heard horror stories online about guys getting raped, robbed, and even murdered.  So my question is have you ever met someone online and something bad happened? And how did you handle it? -Reluctant Online Dater Dear Reluctant Online Dater:...

Did My Relationship Make Me Fat?

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So what I gained some weight. These hoes trying to make America great again, somehow made me fat again. But how did I let them set me up? Saying yes to everything, by binging on an Eat, Pray, Love philosophy left little room for exercise. Also, making every night a movie night—the perils of falling in love. But the side effects of great sex didn’t curb any cravings. He follows up with...

Basketball Player Josh Jackson Nude Leak

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Josh Jackson is a new professional basketball player. The Pheonix Suns selected Jackson as the fourth pick in NBA 2017 draft. I’m not the biggest sports fan. But when sports intersect sex I’m here for all of it. And just like that, I was anonymously sent his dick pic.
You’re Welcome.
Click this NSFW link to see it.

Milan Christopher’s Full Frontal Photo Shoot Is Fucking Hot

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Photographed by Matthias Vriens-Macgrath for Paper Magazine Gay “rapper” and reality star Milan Christopher bares all physically and emotionally in NSFW Paper Magazine photo shoot, following the likes of Kim Kardashian West, Blac Chyna, and Amber Rose. All with the intentions of breaking the internet.  The first male centerfold was Burt Reynolds for Cosmopolitan magazine in 1972...

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