How About Turning Your Anus Into Chocolates?


Bottoms I have a new way for you to celebrate your ass. Why not get your anus turned into chocolates? Tops, who enjoy scat, don’t have to wait until you shit to taste your chocolate starfish. 

In England, Edible Anus sell chocolates in the form of buttholes. The company also has a service for custom molds of your anus. A fist full of anus chocolates makes the medicine go down. Now every asshole can have a twin. He’s just a little sweeter. 

If chocolates are beneath you, how about turning it into bronze? It’s not quite like going for the gold but you can watch this alternative model do it anyway. Take a look at the video below. 

Walter Reed is a sex columnist at Send your love and sex advice questions to

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