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Dating and Dialing a Phone Sex Operator

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I dated this guy for a month and I still haven’t met him yet. We talked, texted and had phone sex.  We connected on Jack’d, my go to dating app. We swapped messages, phone numbers, photos and videos almost immediately. If you have been dating as long as I have, you learned to streamline the process.  The next day, I learned through texting that he totaled his Mercedes by crashing...

Jeremy Meeks Bares Butt in Magazine Spread

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The Blue-Eyed Bandit is America’s favorite felon. He is now a successful male model. But how did this come to be?  Jeremy Meeks was born in California on February 7, 1984. Before striking a pose he served a nine-year sentence for grand theft in 2002.  From gun slinging to repping a gang, he was the type of thug that made you want to hide your jewelry. With...

American Gods: The Ultimate Gay Sex Scene

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Starz’s TV series, American Gods aired the most explicit gay sex scene in television history. Last week’s episode entailed two Middle Eastern men screwing in a hotel room for four intense minutes. It was raw and romantic.  The only Middle Eastern sexual encounter I had happened in a parked minivan in DC. My night turned into a nightmare. Alcohol mixed with weed obliterated rational thinking...

10 Full Frontal Male Celebrity Dick Pics

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Celebrity dick pics featuring the famous and shameless are fun to marvel at. I love sizing them up to see if their bulges match their boasts. And as your resident sex columnist, I’m here to proclaim that Black Dicks Matter. I compiled a list of 10 celebrity dick pics that make you want to open those orifices. While some are A-list while others should try Craigslist, this cock compilation will...

A Good Man Is Hard to Find

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I meandered up and down Christopher Street like a transsexual searching for trade. After a couple of cocktails, I began counting couples.  Desperate times turned me into a desperate housewife—sans the husband. I made a left turn looking for the right street and ran straight into Bryant on the corner of Sixth Ave and Christopher Street. We met, a few months ago, outside of Secrets in the...

Should You Have Sex With Your Friends?

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It took a real friend to suck your dick and expected nothing in return. It also helped if that friend were a slut, so you’ll learn something. Should friends let friends perform fellatio on each other?  Photo:  Kevin Slack Timmy and I drank red wine out of a McDonald’s cup. It was Saturday night. We went to Someplace Else, a DC dive bar. With five people present, I rather have gone...

7 Minutes of Sex and the Emerald City

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A girl in ruby slippers once said, “There’s no place like home.” Love can lead you to Oz and back without three clicks of a heel. Bobby and I finally had sex.  We made plans for a candlelight dinner. We settled for a candle and air-conditioning. He arrived at my place 30 minutes later in his father’s truck, wearing black shorts and a uniform top. How romantic?  “You want me to...

Make Him Feel Like A Man Again

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Artwork by Anthony Gonzales  Dear Walter:  How can I make my boyfriend top? Please give me some advice? Helppppp!!!! Dear Hopeless Romantic, The last time I encountered a situation, when my boyfriend was really a bottom, masquerading as versatile. He had no idea how to use anything else but his mouth. I tried to train his penis, poor thing didn’t even know how to put a condom...

I Called Him Mr. President

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One night I met a politico in a bar, who stood out like a homeless woman wearing lipstick. But not as tragic and wore a gray suit. “Don’t I know you?” I asked. I know it is a line older than Bernie Sanders. “No, I don’t think so. I’m out of town on business.” He offered me a drink. I saw the gray suit and thought Grey Goose. One drink later, I called him Mr. President. I could have danced all...

Saying I love You Drunk in a Bathroom Stall

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