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What Happens When You Pay To Play, and He Doesn’t Show Up?

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Dear Walter,  What do you do when you send money for a guy to come to you? He gets the money but doesn’t show up? -Love Letdown Love Letdown, There is nothing worse than not getting what you paid for. Sounds like you have been set up. And judging from your question it sounds like a late night situation where money was used as the catalyst to get him to come to you — so you’ll cum later. We live...

How to Clean Your Ass Before Anal Sex

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Anal sex is an essential component in for the homosexual experience.  To avoid a shitty situation you need to learn how to clean back there before sex. There is nothing worse than shitting on 600-thread count Egyptian cotton sheet. I wrote about the dark side to douching in, To Douche, Or Not To Douche, That Is The Question. Thankfully, there is an illustrated guide written and designed...

How to Handle Accidentally Sleeping with a Family Member?

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Artwork by Anthony Gonzales  Dear Walter: I want to first start off by saying I love your writing and continue to do you.  Secondly I just want to say that I have a dilemma with something. For starters I am a reformed hoe and I got that way because I think I slept with one of my nephews.  Way-minute, I did not know he was my nephew at the time, because it didn’t...

Make Him Feel Like A Man Again

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Artwork by Anthony Gonzales  Dear Walter:  How can I make my boyfriend top? Please give me some advice? Helppppp!!!! Dear Hopeless Romantic, The last time I encountered a situation, when my boyfriend was really a bottom, masquerading as versatile. He had no idea how to use anything else but his mouth. I tried to train his penis, poor thing didn’t even know how to put a condom...

How Do You Know When Enough Is Enough?

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Dear Walter, I’m writing to ask when is enough [is] enough? I’ve been in a relationship with one person over 4 years and it seems to me instead of getting better it is the opposite. I’ve exhausted all think[ing] and compromising to save what we do have, which to me seems to only be the sexual part. I’ve asked for a professional opinion of the situation, but that...

Does It Matter That I Am Attracted to Black Guys?

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When Is It Right to Get Married?

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Dear Walter: I’m gay male. Can I ask your opinion on how soon you think is too soon to ask someone to marry you? We both have had open conversations about it, and know what each other want in a wedding. We just had our 6 month anniversary, and we live together now. At any rate, I bought the ring because he’s always mentioning it but when I talked to one of his friends/coworkers he thinks it’s too...

Fucking During the Holidays Is Not a Relationship?

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Dear Walter: I’m 27-year-old gay guy. I recently met someone. We’ve had sex. Should I start a relationship over the holidays or should I drag out being single? —Holiday Hookup An instant relationship is like a cup of noodles. It’s hot for 30 seconds. But, if you think your courtship is built to last like a Chevy. Why not stuff yourself and each other with turkey? Let’s strive to be the people we...

My Boyfriend Is Too Tired for Sex

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Dear Walter:  Is my boyfriend cheating if he’s a male prostitute? We have been dating for three months. He claims he’s only having sex with clients. He says that he doesn’t want to have sex with me because he’s too tired or has to work. He doesn’t want to treat me like a client.  -Dating A Prostitute Dear Dating a Prostitute: Your poor boyfriend engaging in the world’s...

He Likes to Scream, Shout and Have Sex on the Down Low

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Dear Walter: I only fuck around with dl guys. We dated for almost a year and I broke up with him. When we got back together all he wanted was sex. A complete asshole! One night he screamed at me, flipped out for no reason. Then he broke up with me. What should I do? -Anonymous 27-year-old Dear Anonymous 27-year-old, I used to have a monthly diet of DL men in my 20s. They caused me nothing but...

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