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Did My Relationship Make Me Fat?

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So what I gained some weight. These hoes trying to make America great again, somehow made me fat again. But how did I let them set me up? Saying yes to everything, by binging on an Eat, Pray, Love philosophy left little room for exercise. Also, making every night a movie night—the perils of falling in love. But the side effects of great sex didn't curb any cravings. He follows up with desserts...

Milan Christopher’s Full Frontal Photo Shoot Is Fucking Hot

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Photographed by Matthias Vriens-Macgrath for Paper Magazine Gay “rapper” and reality star Milan Christopher bares all physically and emotionally in NSFW Paper Magazine photo shoot, following the likes of Kim Kardashian West, Blac Chyna, and Amber Rose. All with the intentions of breaking the internet.  The first male centerfold was Burt Reynolds for Cosmopolitan magazine in 1972...

How to Clean Your Ass Before Anal Sex

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Anal sex is an essential component in for the homosexual experience.  To avoid a shitty situation you need to learn how to clean back there before sex. There is nothing worse than shitting on 600-thread count Egyptian cotton sheet. I wrote about the dark side to douching in, To Douche, Or Not To Douche, That Is The Question. Thankfully, there is an illustrated guide written and designed...

How About Turning Your Anus Into Chocolates?

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Bottoms I have a new way for you to celebrate your ass. Why not get your anus turned into chocolates? Tops, who enjoy scat, don’t have to wait until you shit to taste your chocolate starfish.  In England, Edible Anus sell chocolates in the form of buttholes. The company also has a service for custom molds of your anus. A fist full of anus chocolates makes the medicine go down...

Rapper Boosie BadAzz’s Recounts Walking in on Two Men Having Sex in Jail

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Boosie BadAzz is a rapper from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He walked in on two guys fucking while he was in jail.  “I remember when I was down in Angola [Prison] I walked in on a nigga riding a nigga dick from the back,” Boosie says in a video. “That nigga had a nigga ankles riding that bitch from the back, man. I ain’t know about the Coke can in the shower, you heard me? A nigga ain’t even...

Is Jealousy the Ultimate Relationship Killer?

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Artwork by Anthony Gonzales Jealousy can ruin your relationship.  It creeps in like a rapist, stealing your innocence and filling you with anger and anxiety. It can destroy you. It’s demanding and dangerous. And it almost happened to me.  Wrestling with him spending time with Wanda brought a jolt of jealousy. It had me contemplating a scene from Fatal Attraction. He even skipped church...

Tank Gropes Himself During D.C. Black Pride Performance

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Tank recently performed shirtless at a Black Gay Pride event in DC over Memorial Day weekend. Cardi B, Phresher, and Safaree also performed. But Tank’s fans are questioning how much sugar he has in his tank? These hoes ain’t loyal.  Is this a legitimate question or is this blatant homophobia? Tank reminded me of the straight guy goes to gay bars because they enjoy free drinks and being...

To Douche, Or Not To Douche, That Is The Question

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Artwork by Anthony Gonzales on Instagram:  @anthgonz1 Shitting on dicks can kill romance real quick.  We call it painting. When balancing a regime of dining, drinking, and drugging—it’s not surprising that a douche is in order if you’re expected to get down back there.  I have a confession to make. I haven’t been doing it lately. Doing in the butt can leave his dick...

I Met 4 Gay Porn Stars and This Is What Happened

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In honor of Pornhub’s recent 10th birthday—I wrote about meeting four gay porn stars:  Hot Rod, Arquez, Ace Rockwood, and Red.  Here’s what they were like off camera.  1. Hot Rod  I met Hot Rod on a hot night at a little New York club called Secrets. I was introduced through a promoter boyfriend who promoted our relationship to anyone in the New York Tristate area. He towered...

Cum Together and Celebrate Pornhub’s 10th Birthday

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Pornhub turned 10 years old on May 25, 2017. One year older and so much more lube. Consider those candles blown.  The way we viewed porn changed in a decade. 75 percent of users use their smartphones and tablets to get off. With one hand on the penis and the other holding a cellphone—men are multitasking. To put that all in perspective, 1 percent of Pornhub’s traffic came from mobile devices...

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